Camp and My Beard

Where to start with camp? There is so much to tell. I don't even know what order things happened in. Alright, so it rained a lot so we ended up doing a bunch indoors but made use of the outdoors as well. Rain or shine, we were rockin' it.

At one point we did skits. They did not have to follow any specific theme or anything. My boys and I re-enacted and modified two movies: Star Wars: Episode V and Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. In Star Wars, Darth Vader got kicked in the dick, I mean, groin (that was part of it). He was also wearing an Optimus Prime voice changing helmet. Snow White's Seven Dwarves diminished to Six because we were in need of a witch. I played Snow White and received an academy nomination for lead role. A few days later, the counsellors were sold as slaves and given to the campers to make look how they pleased. A group of girls purchased me and took my Snow White role to heart. They put mascara all through my beard and eyelashes and eye brows. They also made use of eye shadow and eye liner in creative ways. And for some reason my nose was blue. They tried to put me in a dress but I would not fit. They also tried to put a bra on me but I figured the female counsellor that it belonged to would not like me wearing her underwear. They also tried to give me breasts but it was outlawed (Thank the Lord). Movies, Deathball, Waterpark, etc. Camp was great. My boys stayed up late the first night and were out for the rest of the nights of the week. Awesome! There is far too much to explain in this itty bitty space of internet.

On to my beard. Sadly, he passed away this morning. He was outlived by his son who has inherited my face. I was going to take a picture of the carnage but a proper burial was not carried out and the whiskers were lost. Young beard is small and shy. He likes long walks in the rain as his father did but he is not as accomodating for fingers to run through. Older pictures of his father will be posted at a later date. As well as pictures of the newly reigning son.

P.S. Deep fried mars bars are delicious! They're like. . .a melted mars bar with a donut wrapped around.
P.P.S. A pair of threes?!!